victual.

    Cashier: “Wow. Is this all you eat?”
    Me: “Well, no. I eat many other things as well.”
    Cashier: “I mean, like, fruits & vegetables and stuff.”
    Me: “Mostly, yes. Why do you ask?”
    Cashier: “Well, you would save a lot more money if you ate some other stuff too. None of this is on (the grocery stores discount plan).”
    Me: (In my mind) “Oh, I’ll save big in the long run, don’t you worry…”
    The last line was in my head, the rest is 100% true.


    Meat, fish, fruit, vegetables, nuts, seeds, little starch, no sugar…
    and no “junkfood consumption encouragement” discounts…